Happy birthday, little bro. There will be more fun times playing with empty plastic bags in moccasin socks soon. You've come a long way since your speech-impediment-crying-after-getting-your- nuts-kicked-in-karate days.
Can't pass it up... You two were playing with a PLASTIC BAG?!?! Add this to the list of reasons it's a miracle we all make it to 30 years old. (Right after living with 2-pack-a-day parents, who drank then drove, let us roll around unrestrained in 'the way back' of the station wagon and did not know what sunscreen was.)
I didn't cry because I got kicked in the nuts, I cried because my sensei was making fun of my speech impediment; "Nice Woundhouse, WaFowce!" Etc. And thank you.
Can't pass it up... You two were playing with a PLASTIC BAG?!?! Add this to the list of reasons it's a miracle we all make it to 30 years old. (Right after living with 2-pack-a-day parents, who drank then drove, let us roll around unrestrained in 'the way back' of the station wagon and did not know what sunscreen was.)
ReplyDeleteI didn't cry because I got kicked in the nuts, I cried because my sensei was making fun of my speech impediment; "Nice Woundhouse, WaFowce!" Etc.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you.