I like you people that have actually asked where I've been. Thank you for validating my existence.
Sometimes life is crazybones and personal blogging must take a backseat to bullshit adult responsibilities. Time is tight, bitches. Walls are being torn down in my house. WALLS. Big sweaty men visit me everyday. In addition, crushes, weed-pulling, spray-painting, whining and actual paying work have gotten in the way of the semi-coherent nonsense that I really, legitimately enjoy producing here.
On the POSITIVE side, soon I will have a shiny new bathroom where you can all come have a big tub party. Winter is coming which means I will avoid stepping outdoors and can write more. Look for updates on the awesomeness I am creating and an invitation to be naked and bathe together.
Miss you.
Love,
Melanie
