Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Shit I can't live without: The Good Earth Green Tea with Lemongrass



I buy this in bulk from Amazon. It is 100% necessary in my life. It serves so many purposes.



When you are sitting at your desk, staring blankly into your computer, the moderate caffeine buzz will make you all "FUCK YES I LOVE SIMULATING PROPENSITY SCORES!"


When you are waking up groggy and head-achey from too much meth, it will make you forget that your teeth are blackening and that you smell of cat piss.

When you smiling at a cute boy over a cup of this tea, you can be confident that you are rocking so many goddamn concentrated antioxidants that there is no way in hell that he can see your crow's feet.

When your artificial lightbox therapy fails you and you find yourself sinking into a shame spiral, you can close your eyes pretend that you are sipping tea at a beach spa in Bali surrounded by beautiful topless Indonesian women.

Get some!

1 comment:

  1. The Good Earth Tea Company discontinued Green Tea Lemongrass. Please share your disappointment with other fans of this tea at http://www.facebook.com/GoodEarthGreenTeamLemongrass

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