Some obvious stereotypes for your weekend prep. Dear booze jockeys: Come up with a killer recipe, serve it up to me- and win a Duhmericana award! (read: A sloppy kiss and illegible hand-written certificate.)
Pilsen Cocktails
Live Poultry
Tulip Pants
Fire Hydrant Flood
Anti-Establishment Tattoo
Lincoln Park Cocktails
Fancy Cookie
Rooftop Sex
Sailboat Envy
Embellished Jeans
Logan Square Cocktails
Ironic Cowboy Hat
1980s Schwinn Cruiser
Poorly Drawn Graffiti
I-can-drink-more-Malort-than-you-can
Wrigleyville Cocktails
Bro Sauce
Bloody Cubs Jersey
Mediocre Pizza
Sports Shouting
Image via The Whistler PS. I also wrote about sexting over on Thought Catalog.
I-can-drink-more-Malort-than-you-can:
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1/2oz Malort
1/2oz Malort
Shake with ice, strain into a coupe, top with Malort float. Serve with a PBR sidecar.
@Ravi-God. That actually sounds...kinda good.
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