5 Ideas for Animal TV Shows that Would Obviously Be Amazing

Top and Bottom A romantic comedy centered around two gay male Afghan Hounds, exploring their sexuality, fighting over wallpaper patterns, and trying to run a successful men’s salon in Chelsea.

Hamster Hotel Loosely based on Meerkat Manor (SHUT UP NOTHING IS ORIGINAL THESE DAYS), the show features 30 minutes of hamsters running up and down stairs to Benny Hill music. Every Wednesday at 8.

Private Dalmatian This is a female cop show about a purebred (or IS she?) Dalmatian with a night job as an exotic dancer. Her absentee father to be played by NFL wide receiver Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson.

Semi-Aquatic Shield Features a painted domestic turtle with generalized anxiety disorder and subsequent sedative addiction, transplanted by a twist of fate to an espionage cover-up in D.C.

Cavy Summer Camp In a remote Vermont forest, a shy, adolescent guinea pig foregoes Dungeons & Dragons to attend summer camp for the first time. He expects basket-weaving, foraging, and meeting female guinea pigs in heat. When the dead begin to rise and the cavy squeals are heard throughout the night, summer camp becomes bummer camp.

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