Which genocidal autocrat is your spirit animal?
Which Disney Princess’s anus are you? *
How long would you last in Phil Spector’s bedroom?
Where you should you put your next dreamcatcher tattoo?
Which benzodiazepine will you OD on?
What slaughterhouse by-product are you?**
Which closeted 18th century writer would you deflower?
Which city should you try to start your inevitably-failing modeling career in?
Which Jane Austen character should you do meth in a public restroom with?
Which genital-shaped fungus are you?
Which one of your friend’s boyfriends should you seduce?
Which 1990s car should you have lost your virginity in?
What celebrity nudity are you?***
Whose Downton Abbey chamberpot would you be?****
How many dead kittens can you fit in your mouth at once?
Which Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill victim are you?
Which illegal sex fetish should you experiment with in your 20s?
Which breakfast cereal will give you colorful poops tomorrow?
When will you realize your solo album is never going to take off?
Which food-based innuendo is your vagina?
Which eating disorder should you REALLY have?
Which one of your friend’s babies is going to eventually murder them in their sleep?
Which corrupt politician would jizz on your jumper?
*Snow White was a bleacher.
**Horse glue, SWEEEET.
***I wanted Eva Mendes’ bush but got Michael Fassbender’s schlong. :(
**** Aw nuts, Lady Edith.
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