Thursday, December 15, 2011

DUHMERICANA Christmas Gift Guide.


The lovely art on Half Acre's Big Hugs winter stout. You can never go wrong getting me local beer. (via Chicago Reader)



Hey guys! You only have 10 days! Please for you to buy me these things. Happy Holidays, my lovers.


Practical: $1250 antique handmade mittens.

Can you really ever have enough sparkly vinyl Chicago accessories? I need Sink or Swim's Humboldt bag.

These would be cute on even my stubby, jagged ragamuffin nails. Reindeer transfers!

When I decide to take up stimulants- it will be in style, with this stainless steel coke slab.

I'm googoo for Chicagoan Laura George's optimistic prints. You are a magical unicorn pony.

My New Year's resolution is to drink better. Methinks this Cardamom Clove syrup would make sexy gin-based cocktail.

For upcoming winter Fat-ification: The Mini-Donut Factory.

This gorgeous whistle would make me the fanciest trainer in the Windy City Rollers. I mean, I already kind of am, but yeah.

Someone said "mozzarella bar?" Let's have a post-holiday cheese orgy with a gift certificate to Bar Toma. We both win!

I couldn't end the list without a killer necklace. And only $19! Forged Blue Agate by SparrowMadeCo.